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I once drew so heavily on a cigarette, that my face folded in on itself and momentarily became a tiny naval dockyard!
Twas a fine Monday morning, but not for little Zeeko, His stomach was rumbling, hard and turbulent like a plane ride through a tornado. Food was the only thing on his mind, that, and licking his own balls, but one had to come first, the food that is, the licking for now could be thrown … Continue reading
I’m an intensely jealous person. I have a friend who seems to sleep with a different girl pretty much every night of the week. I envy that immensely. I know he may have abandonment issues, and therefore he needs to feel loved and wanted and that is why he womanizes the way he does, but … Continue reading
This is a very fun game to play with a group of people. What you do is this, You pick a random subject that you know quite a bit about, say, “Koalas”. Then you write out a written speech/lecture which you will read out to people. Within the speech/lecture, you will try to sneak in … Continue reading
If Elephants are so smart, then how come we never see them multitusk?
INT – It is a dark, rainy night. An enormous Neon-lit city, of a quite futuristic look, is seen from a birds-eye view about 500 metres above the ground. The camera pans down towards the ground level at a slow to begin with pace, but as it nears the ground, it pans quicker and quicker. … Continue reading
Name the song AND the artist from this lyric snippet “Hey Hey We’re the Monkees”. Go.
Why on Earth are houses so expensive? I mean, here in Australia, a typical, average house will set you back about 400,ooo dollars or so. Houses are made of wood, or that special blue steel that I’ve seen on the TV. The building materials all involved in making a house cannot be worth 400,000 dollars. … Continue reading
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There is a man. He studied the cooking arts. He fried, sauteed and frizzled things with effortless ease. His dream of becoming a professional chef was realized the day he turned 21. Life was his oyster, and oysters were a specialty of his! He revolutionized the way people cooked food. His…
It’s called Would I Lie To You. It’s on the BBC in the United Kingdom. It’s a comedy/quiz/panel show. Two teams of comedians, or actors or journalists or whatever are pitted against one another. They are given a statement to read, and the other team has to work out whether or not the statement is … Continue reading
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