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Gameoholics Anonymous.

You saved up for months to buy that computer, that sleek and beefy beast that your parents refused ya. Worked overtime at the store, and delivered pizzas on the side, until finally you could afford that apple of your eye. … Winter arrives, and you hunker down for a season of gaming. Shooting aliens in … Continue reading

Lunarocalypse (poem)

  We all looked up on that memorable evening, when the moon cracked apart and started falling. The Lunar Colonies were our crowning achievement, whole cities up there, state-of-the-art, sprawling. … They were built for us to escape our Earthly troubles, a short pit-stop on our journey across time and space. “Parts of Earth may … Continue reading

Some Non-Religious Wisdom and Life-Hacks For You.

In regards, or in retaliation (militant Atheist reporting for duty!) I suppose, to all the religious words of self-help and wisdom I see on the internet these days, I thought I’d go right ahead and try to disseminate some helpful tips and tricks to life from an utterly non-religious, humanist viewpoint. Now, I’m not dead … Continue reading

How’s Your Internet Connection, Fellow Human?

Pleasure to be here fellow humans, how long does it take you to download a movie, or a modern video game worth many many gigabytes? Are you happy about this speed, or unhappy frowny emoji about it? I know it sounds a bit like a computer is writing these queries to you, but trust me, … Continue reading

Brain Juice. (poem)

What’s your brain juice? Coffee? Tea? Lemon and honey infused? Wine? Or beer maybe? … I personally like, wing of gnat, frontal cortex of housecat, mixed with old Spice, brewed in a cardboard vat! … It’s spicy and gets me flighty, too much gets me fighty! The cat brain aspect of this liquid atrocity, leads … Continue reading

Friendless (poem)

Ever since going celibate and Monk-mode, my list of friends has fallen to zero. Not interested in getting a girlfriend, leads your social life to abruptly end. … Everything these days is “group dates”, something in which I cannot partake. Why are single people seen as weird? It’s not like we sit home all day, … Continue reading


You have access to a time machine – it can go any time in the past and any time in the future. Where do you go? What time do you go to? Me? I would be very tempted to go far into the future to see where we are as a people – but, you … Continue reading

I’m Not Dead (poem)

  Haven’t posted in a while, No real reason why. It’s not like my brain is mush, and I haven’t been busy as such. … Well, I’m back, writing things like this. Poems that start off well but peter out, the very definition of “hit-and-miss”, Some are silky caviar, most are slimy trout! … Not … Continue reading

Song of The Day

I’m an ex-drummer, and I know how hard it is to drum well, let alone how to drum and sing at the same time – I could never do it – because I can’t sing for one, and because that level of co-ordination is beyond me. But Levon Helm of The Band could do it … Continue reading

Tonight’s Menu (Pizza)

Got home from work at 9pm. Scoured the fridge and the cupboards for a late dinner meal. There was some spinach and cheese pasta in the fridge, but just as I was looking at it, the freezer door above opened by itself….. ….staring me in the face was a frozen pizza. A pepperoni one at … Continue reading

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