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Human Culture’s Effect on Extraterrestrial Life

ALiens cavemen

They came 10,000 years ago to study us. They kidnapped a large number of us, did experiments on us, and wanted to learn as much about us as possible.

…..10,000 years later, the results were incredible.

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They’ve all become depressed, sleep deprived office workers doing finances and paperwork for the big ship controlling sector E-Z of the Milky Way. 

This is the human species’ legacy – unending drudgery, capitalism and greed – so powerful that it can transform highly advanced alien civilizations into the movie ‘Office Space’.

Good job, us.

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