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Trump.

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Fallacious and noxious, opaque and crude,

are the chemicals that make up his grand hairdo.

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Fat and engorged, junked up amounts,

lying and suspect bank accounts.

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Skin of orange, hair of smoke,

He’s Cheeto Jesus! Twitter emotes!

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A lack of knowledge on world affairs,

SOUNDBITES; WALL! JOBS! BILLIONAIRE!

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China, JINA! Me no like,

Hey Taiwan, call me tonight!

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Trump University has great degrees,

like “Getting Big Money With Bigger Ease!”

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 A New York Democrat all his lifelong,

friend of Hillary, female embodiment of nasal song!

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Lives in a Tower in central Big Apple,

 the lives of the people, he cannot grapple.

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Potentially a menace of great proportions,

to the waiter, if he don’t get his extra portions.

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Been bankrupt so many damn times,

the IRS has given up trying.

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To his credit, he doesn’t drink alcohol,

imagine if he did, incoherent-er  maelstrom!

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He won’t like this poem, because it makes fun of him,

so I’ll have to adopt a pseudonym.

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I love Russia, I love Putin”,

“We both aren’t afraid to stick the boot in!”

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He will build a wall, with a little door in it, no really,

so the nice Mexican pixies can come and go freely

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The nuclear launch codes? He will download the App,

One false swipe, and the Earth goes ZAP!

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I will give him a chance, I will see how he goes,

He wasn’t my choice, but the people voted.

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We must respect the votes of the populace,

to the Leftists rioting and conducting criminal acts,

STOP IT YOU SISSIES, exercise some adulthood, just breathe and relax.

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The End (did you enjoy this poem)

 

 

 

 

 

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