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What Zen Buddhism Does To Ya!

“And that concludes our Inter-Faith dialogue for this evening”

“Please thank The Pope”

(*Pope waves meekly and shuffles offstage*)

“And please thank the Dalai Lama”

(*Dalai Lama stands up, clicks his fingers three times, Bohemian Rhapsody comes blasting on the sound system, two monk-servants wheel out a Harley Davidson, Dalai Lama gets on and does donuts on stage*)

(*Dalai Lama screams at the top of his lungs*)


(*Pops a wheelie, rides offstage*)



(*Moderator faints. Audience stays completely silent for at least 20 seconds, before BURSTING into rapturous applause and cheering, “Buddha, buddha, buddha!”*)



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