I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE:
“The year is 2367. Donald Trump is well into his 87th term as President of the United Sectors of Americaland. His cybernetic limbs shine in the sunlight. His hair remains unchanged.”
Aliens postpone their invasion of Earth, fearing the threat of the galaxy-wide propaganda of “Trump Hair Defense”, Trump has triumphed in more ways than one. Trump had Trumphed, in his words.
Please let’s not allow that fucking cunt, Trump, become President. The world will be finished if he raises his fists to China AND Russia……….Flump.