Waking up this afternoon,
head pounding, hangover gloom.
I drank a fifth last night,
my liver’s losing the fight!
I pissed all over my bedroom rug,
it stinks in my room,
it’s not my fault,
I was totally blacked out!?
I am in need of some serious help,
I cannot stop drinking to save my life.
DRUGS, gimme drugs that make me reject the booze,
Antabuse, come into my life!
Why do I do this?
Keep drinking when it now has no good effect,
It’s just, drink, blackout, piss!
ON MY BEAUTIFUL RUG NO LESS!
I am a young, attractive white male with gorgeous, thick, wavy long brown hair,
my life could have turned out so much better, but it’s now one of despair,
I have no money, no friends, no control over my addiction,
I am carrying on my alcoholic family’s tradition!
There are places I want to go,
girls I want to meet, (Tarlee, I’m talking to you, sexy lady)
apartments I wish to move into,
happiness I want fulfilled!!
My name is Goat, and I’m an alcoholic.
I am helpless against this demon inside me,
I need a ‘mind-wipe’ pill to take me back 5 years,
5 years ago I had never even been drunk before,
I was a nerdy teetotal student – the designated driver with all the cash!!
If I don’t stop, I will die,
simple as that,
I want to be sober forever now,
ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!