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Always Do The Humor!

Goth Vegetarian Girl: “Why do you smoke cigarettes? They’re so awful for you!?”

Me: “What are you talking about? I’m inhaling the fumes from a tobacco plant’s leaves! I’m practically eating a salad right now, without having the plant endure the torture of my own teeth relentlessly clamping up and down on it! I’m basically a better vegetarian than you, and I even eat meat!”

*pauses for a while*…..then……*gives me her number!*

My point ladies and gentlemen; is that sarcasm and ruthless humor in the face of the person you’re talking to, yields results! 😀



2 thoughts on “Always Do The Humor!

  1. Girls do love a sarcastic, confident, ass man.

    Posted by terrymcnude | November 8, 2015, 9:30 am

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