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I Like Donald Trump

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I like the guy. He’s a refreshing person in politics who actually says what he really thinks, however awful the things he thinks are. He’s a multi-billionaire who has no need to get in bed with the corporations who really control less wealthy politicians. So he’s off the hook, he can do and say whatever he wants, and, he certainly does!

I like his absurd amount of arrogance. I imagine he looks in the mirror in the morning and says to himself, “God damn, I’m hot shit!” I also imagine that his hair isn’t really hair, but rather an experimental device designed by secret scientists – a device that stays on his head but isn’t hair – my theory is that it’s actually a set of fold-out helicopter rotors, Donald can press a button on the back of his head, and then his hair turns into instant transportation to a safe place should the shit hit the fan…………….coincidentally his hair also looks like some shit that has hit a fan!

Having said that, I ABSOLUTELY do not want him to become President. Because if he does, then we can surely kiss the world goodbye. Putin will say something to him, Donald won’t agree, and he’ll just send nukes like a maniac, while saying “You’re fired!”

ALL of the presidential candidates are pathetic wastes of skin, but Donald is at least making the most redundant, costly, unnecessary procedure, that of the Presidential vote, a bit more interesting.

Ya fiyarrd!

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4 thoughts on “I Like Donald Trump

  1. Reblogged this on Norbert Haupt and commented:
    Oh, boy.

    Posted by Norbert Haupt | November 3, 2015, 6:36 pm
  2. If enough shit hit the fan you would think it could eventually spit out something more worthy than the ship of tools we have running for President.

    Posted by Ken Dowell | November 3, 2015, 9:44 pm
    • The whole process is an abortion of a thing! Enough money is spent on the Presidential campaigns to feed every hungry person on Earth, but no, let’s not do that, we need to spend it on a bunch of dopes who want to rule the world!

      Posted by sarcasticgoat | November 4, 2015, 2:56 pm

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