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Rolling in the warmth,

the juicy nutrition,

a life undaunted,

a blissful condition!


This place, red and wet,

is my home, for the time being,

all the things I could get,

all the things I’m doing!


Me and my host,

living together in relative harmony,

I eat what she eats,

we share moments, we share all of them.


I love it here in this place,

this comfy, cosy abode,

I feel my small little face,

turning red and puffy and ready to hit the road!


Nine months in here, rent is up,

I’m going to be evicted, alas it’s something I predicted,

from the voices I hear outside all the time!

Whoah, I’m being pulled out, like I’ve done a crime!


I’m being ripped from my home, what a world!

I feel pulling from my legs,

whoever’s doing this is a right turd!

I feel the warmth draining, I feel the redness de-reddening!


I’m suddenly in a brand new dimension!

A world that is brighter than bright!

A place where HUGE people loom over me, looking and checking!

I feel displaced, breathing air is a fight!


I’m being slapped on the bottom!

The fuck is this shit?

What an offense to my human rights!

I’m feeling quite a bit slighted!



after the first few minutes of being in this new dimension,

my mind calmed, my limbs calmed, my bladder and bowels very much calmed!

I like it here, I like the air, the lack of a tube in my belly connecting me to the mothership is nice!

I’ll give this life a try, I owe it to my brand new friends and family!


A poem about being born! Bye šŸ˜€



2 thoughts on “Birth!

  1. This was good

    Posted by charlypriest | September 11, 2015, 8:12 am

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