Rolling in the warmth,
the juicy nutrition,
a life undaunted,
a blissful condition!
This place, red and wet,
is my home, for the time being,
all the things I could get,
all the things I’m doing!
Me and my host,
living together in relative harmony,
I eat what she eats,
we share moments, we share all of them.
I love it here in this place,
this comfy, cosy abode,
I feel my small little face,
turning red and puffy and ready to hit the road!
Nine months in here, rent is up,
I’m going to be evicted, alas it’s something I predicted,
from the voices I hear outside all the time!
Whoah, I’m being pulled out, like I’ve done a crime!
I’m being ripped from my home, what a world!
I feel pulling from my legs,
whoever’s doing this is a right turd!
I feel the warmth draining, I feel the redness de-reddening!
I’m suddenly in a brand new dimension!
A world that is brighter than bright!
A place where HUGE people loom over me, looking and checking!
I feel displaced, breathing air is a fight!
I’m being slapped on the bottom!
The fuck is this shit?
What an offense to my human rights!
I’m feeling quite a bit slighted!
after the first few minutes of being in this new dimension,
my mind calmed, my limbs calmed, my bladder and bowels very much calmed!
I like it here, I like the air, the lack of a tube in my belly connecting me to the mothership is nice!
I’ll give this life a try, I owe it to my brand new friends and family!
A poem about being born! Bye 😀