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Joke Time

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Here’s some totally random setups I came across listening to some podcasts from a few years ago. What you have to do is come up with a punchline or a joke to finish off the setup. Imagine that you have 30 seconds to come up with something before you get a small but very unpleasant electric shock! Don’t spend too much time, just try to think of a joke quickly.

Setups;

  1. Larry King interviews a Miss America model about her sex tape…….
  2. Rumours are circulating that Bert and Ernie are gay……….
  3. The Michael Jackson documentary……..

Here are my jokes;

  1. Larry says, “You know back in my day, the only way I could see sex tapes was to sneak into the naughty Pyramid and read the sexy Hieroglyphics!”
  2. Of course Bert and Ernie are gay…..they’ve had other men’s hands up their asses for most of their careers!
  3. It starts out as a black and white film, but it towards the end it’s just white and white!

So, that’s it. I just thought I’d give you an opportunity to flex your mind muscles for the day.

Your welcome, bye. 😉

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