Are you white? I am, doesn’t mean a thing. Except that my ancestry is entirely European, so I can handle vast amounts of alcohol, which hasn’t served me well. I’m overly prone to sunburn, I have dark moles in places of my body that stick out like sore thumbs! I hate it!
Are you African? If you are, you’re among the first peoples on this planet. The entire human population started with you. You’re skin is full of melanin, which prevents you from getting skin cancer, something I wish I had. You also have a stereotype put upon you, that of having very large penises………..also something I wish I had. Also, the greatest comedians of all time, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Patrice O’Neal, the list is almost endless.
Are you Asian? If so, you’re among the greatest inventors and thinkers of the ancient world. Sun Tzu’s ‘The Art Of War’ still holds up to this very day as a philosophising on war and human nature, amazing. (The Bible doesn’t hold up at all, yet The Art Of War does, and it was written a thousand years before the Bible!)
Are you Middle Eastern? If so, you belong to the race of people who built the first ever true civilization, ancient Babylon and Sumer. Even up to the Middle Ages, you were the hub of human progress and innovation, but Islamic extremism has hurt your reputation somewhat in the last couple of hundred years.
Are you Aboriginal? If so, you belong to perhaps the most interesting race on Earth. You and your ancestors have lived in Australia for at least 40 thousand years. You also have vastly superior spacial awareness and spacial memory skills (skills that put all other races to shame!). You also have extraordinary bodies – you’re able to keep yourselves cool in hot weather and warm in colder weather, something that no other race has. And I’ve met quite a few aboriginals in my time, and you’re also the funniest, most genuinely quick-witted people I’ve ever met, you’re natural comedians.
Have I left out a race? Let me know.