There’s a film coming out about Superman vs Batman……
……is this really necessary? I imagine the film will last about 3 minutes. Two and a half minutes of Batman planning his tactics and getting all his gear together to fight Superman, then the last 30 seconds consists of Superman grabbing Batman by the stupid bat-ears, flying him up into space and throwing him into the Sun!
End of film. Sorry Batman lovers out there, Superman win every time without even trying!
Batman has a nice car, very nice gadgets and stuff like that. Pretty good I suppose. Superman has the ability to FLY! He’s impervious to any physical damage. He can melt steel with his eyes! He can lift entire planets and throw them like a bowling ball for Christ’s sake!
How, in any scenario, could Batman win!? Ahah, Kryptonite you say? Yes, Kryptonite is a big deal of trouble for Superman, and Batman would definitely be smart enough to factor Kryptonite into his plans. But, Superman can simply keep his distance, hovering up in the air, shooting laser beams at Batman, surely.
Another thing that troubles Superman is magic attacks. He’s very susceptible to magic. Batman could perhaps enlist the services of Doctor Occult or Nightshade.
But then again, Superman can fly anywhere in the universe, he can breathe in space for the love of God! Superman could take down Batman no matter what, he’d simply fly into the sun and bathe in the solar radiation for a few years, upping his powers almost infinitely, then if he wishes, he could punch the whole fucking planet with Batman on it, into dust!
Supes wins all day every day!