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Why Won’t THIS golden prose land me a job?

A generic thing I find myself writing quite a lot, or slightly different versions of, to employers looking for employees.


Hello to whomever may be reading this,

I’m simply emailing you to signal my interest in this job you advertised on ‘X’ website, and my availability to start immediately.

I have all the requirements, and extras, that you’ve outlined in the ad.

I have several years experience in customer service in a very big, busy retail store.

I look forward to hearing back from you,

Yours sincerely,


…..(maybe I haven’t got a job yet because I sign off with ‘Goat’)



6 thoughts on “Why Won’t THIS golden prose land me a job?

  1. LOL! Continue to sign off using “Goat.” I love it!

    Posted by werkinghate | July 21, 2015, 5:45 pm
  2. Have you ever considered trying to apply to Y instead? Or perhaps U or V?

    Posted by Joseph Nebus | July 22, 2015, 6:38 am

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