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Top Ten Comedians Of All Time

–with some quotes I made up for no reason–

1. Peter Cook“the quickest mind the Earth has ever seen, sadly he drank himself to death at a pretty young age”

2. Billy Connolly“Scottish man, ex-welder. Swears too much”

3. Barry Humphries“A cross dressing Australian, he is Dame Edna, but better yet, he’s also Sir les Patterson”

4. Spike Milligan“An Irish ww2 veteran. Manic depressive, Godfather of all modern comedy”

5. Bill Hicks“Chain Smoking Texan. Way ahead of his time” 

6. Louis C.K. – “Born in Mexico to a Hungarian father. Black and dark, yet has red hair?”

7. Woody Allen“Snivelling little man, with a strange sexual attraction to one of his own family members”

8. Ross Noble“Improvisational Surrealist extraordinaire! Hasn’t written any material ever, but still sells out shows the world over”

9. Patrice O’Neal “Big, lovable black man from Boston. His insights on the subject of women and relationships ought to be studied for centuries to come”

10. Jim Norton“Wormy little New Jersey creep. Sexual deviant, likes hookers to shit on him, yet his one liners are lightning fast and brutal!”

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2 thoughts on “Top Ten Comedians Of All Time

  1. I agree with all but Woody Allen; he’s OK, but I would put Richard Pryor on the list before him.

    I was just listening to a series of podcasts Patrice O’Neal did for Sirius/XM a few years before he passed. His laugh alone was enough to make others laugh.

    Posted by NotAPunkRocker | July 7, 2015, 3:44 pm

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