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The Grey Aliens…..Are US!

grey-aliens-1I love these grey little guys, the ‘Greys’. They have been ‘seen’ for many many centuries in numerous different accounts, they aren’t some modern occurrence, like ghosts wearing 18th Century clothing are! The ‘Greys’ have been ‘witnessed’ as early as Ancient Greece, apparently.

They are grey, they have no genitals, no hair, very skinny weak bodies, massive lifeless eyes, big heads with presumably very large brains. They may be an alien species that evolved completely independent to humans, but could they actually be humans…in a different form.

Here’s my theory,

They ARE humans, although millions if not billions of years ahead of us. They’ve mastered all forms of technology, including (importantly) time travel. They are silent, they communicate via telepathy or something similar. Their bodies are small and weak because they control almost everything with mind control or something extra-bodily. Their brains and heads are HUGE because their intelligence is quite literally beyond our comprehension. They have no emotions or feelings or desires or passions – they are probably all connected via some kind of hive-mentality.

My theory – – Why so many people have ‘seen’ or ‘met’ these grey aliens is because they are us, and they are simply travelling back in time to see and witness what human life was like the Roaring 20’s of the human race. The 20th Century, the Middle Ages, the Roman Empire, the technological boom of the 21st Century, they’re simply coming back to our timeline to see how and why our species developed into the emotionless, desireless grey weaklings that they are in their time. They probably see us in this time, getting drunk, having needless sex, eating ourselves literally into larger shapes than we were naturally given by nature etc. And they probably ‘feel’ just the tiniest bit of fun nostalgia, at least as much as they CAN feel.

Just in the same way that we humans look at Chimpanzees and other apes, and the way we smile and laugh at their primitive ways. We know we came from them, we know we’re related to them, and we find a certain pleasure watching them go about their simple business.

…Oh and also….these Grey Aliens OBVIOUSLY have eschewed religion of ANY kind! As we should have done, oh I don’t know, about 25 years ago, really!  

That’s it….I’m officially a kook now.

Bye. 🙂



14 thoughts on “The Grey Aliens…..Are US!

  1. Thanks for making it official?

    I just want to know how they can get away without clothes. That’s all.

    Posted by NotAPunkRocker | June 2, 2015, 4:59 pm
  2. Folks unable to fathom your thoughts are bound to view and label you as a kook, so what, the whole world is a big kooky place officially – so enjoy being one and be happy! 🙂

    Posted by mike7sedona | June 2, 2015, 5:51 pm
  3. The grey aliens ‘former humans’? look like this from living in space?

    Posted by Thumbup | June 3, 2015, 10:08 pm
    • Whoah! They very well could look like they do because they’ve lived in space for so long!
      But if they’re as advanced as they seem, they’d probably have invented some technology to mimic gravity or their planet’s conditions…….I’ve thought way too much about this! lol

      Posted by sarcasticgoat | June 4, 2015, 2:58 am
      • Very good thinking! Yes!
        I am thinking. They don’t know about the earth with us, humans on it. Once a while they will stumble across the earth and land to see what’s up. Then when they go back up, it’s being told to the others then more and more visitors come here. They observe us then one day, a takeover?

        Posted by Thumbup | June 4, 2015, 4:37 am
      • It all makes perfect sense to me. 😀

        Posted by sarcasticgoat | June 4, 2015, 9:16 am
      • Yeah? Well all right!
        Not helping is USA is sending signal up in space to let whoever out there know we down here!

        Posted by Thumbup | June 4, 2015, 9:24 am
      • What the aliens will say, according to the music on the Voyager probe, “Send more Chuck Berry!”

        Posted by sarcasticgoat | June 4, 2015, 4:46 pm
      • There was music on the Voyager?!! Pardon my has the dumb.
        What song? I want you to play with my ding a ling?

        Posted by Thumbup | June 4, 2015, 8:18 pm
      • I hope the dingaling song was on there, but Johnny B. Goode was the one I think. haha

        Posted by sarcasticgoat | June 5, 2015, 7:15 am
      • Posted by Thumbup | June 5, 2015, 10:29 am

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