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Dear Internet Users – Selfies?

STOP POSTING OH SO MANY SELFIES OF YOURSELVES WEARING VERY LITTLE!

We get it! You have a tremendously good body…..well done! You did the bare minimum to obtain that great body of yours, by the way. Your genetics played about 95 percent of that game, 5 percent is down to what you eat and how many hours of jumping-jacks you’ve done, to the vast annoyance of everyone who lives in your house.

There are only two possible reasons as to why you would post so many selfies of yourselves – –

1. You are genuinely proud of your body, that’s okay I suppose, but there must be a limit, and most selfie-posters I’m afraid have surely gone WAY beyond that limit.

or

2. You feel the need to validate your own existence, because things in your life aren’t working out as well as you’d like (this is a bit too cynical and miserable even for me). But many social psychologists have talked about this possible reason, social scientists far too brilliant for me to name.

Bye. (cut back on the clicky-click piccy pics, K?)

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6 thoughts on “Dear Internet Users – Selfies?

  1. That just drives me insane as well… Not just for the “Look at me, I’m hot!” pictures.

    Posted by miusho | May 19, 2015, 6:39 pm
  2. I think they must forget what they look like, and have to keep seeing themselves over and over again. I don’t get it either. I get why the youngsters do it, but when anyone over 30 does it, well, it’s just sad.

    Posted by cornfedcontessa | May 20, 2015, 3:01 am
    • It’s just odd.
      I mean, back before cameras were invented, people didn’t have their portraits taken every day and then show them to everyone they knew a la the modern selfie! Lol
      People are silly. πŸ™‚

      Posted by sarcasticgoat | May 20, 2015, 3:18 am
  3. Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
    OMG! This is too funny, and sadly very true!

    Posted by cornfedcontessa | May 20, 2015, 3:02 am

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