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Random Dental Care and oral Health Survey in the mail!

Thanks for the survey, fellas. Although scant on actual dental care and oral health questions, the numerous questions asking about my emotional states and general psyche were a lot of fun (these all were filled out with honesty, so to were the few questions about teeth and mouth-parts).

If this really is a survey aiming to learn solely about dental care and oral health, then I clearly need to brush up on modern dentistry seeing as now apparently it’s mostly about your mind and how much you’ve got in the bank.

I feel that this was a survey put out by some shady government agency in order to find out how acquiescent I’d be to further Nanny State policies and infringements of rights, but anyhow, I’m glad I could be of help.

Yours sincerely,




2 thoughts on “Random Dental Care and oral Health Survey in the mail!

  1. Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you!

    Posted by cornfedcontessa | May 9, 2015, 1:59 am

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