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Blog Entry #507


ATTENTION ALL HUMANS – – This Blog has been seized by us, the Flarlee Torks.

All Blog entries from this point onwards will merely be updates pertaining to the overall health, morale, general wellbeing and economic status of us, the Flarlee Torks.

We apologize for the inconvenience this will cause, for the readers of SarcasticGoat’s Blog.


Health – We are doing well, newly arrived on Earth, we suffered very few casualties in the initial landing. Our landing crafts were not prepared for the amount of space debris that orbits this planet, seven of our landing crafts were damaged beyond repair by a convoy of satellites with the word ‘Google’ written on them colorfly. But overall, we’re okay.

Morale – We’ve suffered as we said, a few casualties, but in spite of that, morale is good and cheerful. We look forward to continuing our integration into your planet.

Economic status – We haven’t yet formed our native currency. We like the look and feel of your own money though, small metal coins, how adorable.

Torks out.



2 thoughts on “Blog Entry #507

  1. Ha! Yes, but have you found any signs of intelligent life yet??

    Posted by insanitybytes22 | May 2, 2015, 4:32 pm
    • Indeed we have. Some findings surprised us. Ravens are especially brilliant, they remember faces and certain people you know, unlike most humans. Also Octopuses are very smart too, one was observed getting out of its own tank one night, crawling along the ground to another tank containing fish, eating the fish, then crawling back up into its own tank again and closing the lid as well!
      Humans are intelligent, no doubt, but your large empire on this Earth is pretty much only because of your opposable thumbs, without those, you’d not have been able to build any of your grand machines.

      Posted by sarcasticgoat | May 2, 2015, 4:42 pm

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