ATTENTION ALL HUMANS – – This Blog has been seized by us, the Flarlee Torks.
All Blog entries from this point onwards will merely be updates pertaining to the overall health, morale, general wellbeing and economic status of us, the Flarlee Torks.
We apologize for the inconvenience this will cause, for the readers of SarcasticGoat’s Blog.
Health – We are doing well, newly arrived on Earth, we suffered very few casualties in the initial landing. Our landing crafts were not prepared for the amount of space debris that orbits this planet, seven of our landing crafts were damaged beyond repair by a convoy of satellites with the word ‘Google’ written on them colorfly. But overall, we’re okay.
Morale – We’ve suffered as we said, a few casualties, but in spite of that, morale is good and cheerful. We look forward to continuing our integration into your planet.
Economic status – We haven’t yet formed our native currency. We like the look and feel of your own money though, small metal coins, how adorable.