Here are two of the worst I’ve used over the years, to varying effect. The effects varied from anger to downright physical violence.
“Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face!”
Me – “Can I smell your pussy?”
Her – “NO!”
Me – “Oh, it must be your feet then.”
If you’ve experienced any worse, or some really good, funny one, ladies (or men), I’d love to hear them.