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Pick-Up Lines

Here are two of the worst I’ve used over the years, to varying effect. The effects varied from anger to downright physical violence.

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“Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face!”

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Me – “Can I smell your pussy?”

Her – “NO!”

Me – “Oh, it must be your feet then.”

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If you’ve experienced any worse, or some really good, funny one, ladies (or men), I’d love to hear them.

Bye.

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2 thoughts on “Pick-Up Lines

  1. Those are terrible lines. Have you been slapped yet? 😛

    Posted by miusho | April 9, 2015, 8:02 pm

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