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Mosquitoes! – Not What You Think They Are

Those tiny little, thin things. Those small, buzzing, flying pricks. Did you know…..that very faint, high-pitched buzzing noise you hear coming from them isn’t actually the sound of their wings flapping away furiously, nor is it the sound of their legs stridulating. That noise is actually produced by ever so small engines that power them. They are very, VERY small 4-stroke, petrol powered engines. Mosquitoes aren’t actually living things, they’re weapons of mass destruction engineered and controlled by a shady, evil corporation called ‘Buzz-Kill’.

I know what you’re thinking, I’ve gone insane. But I’ll have you know………banana pies on umbrellas for lunch goes great with lipstick towers 20 miles high on cold summer’s alien breath inspired days.

Okay, perhaps I really have gone insane.

bye.

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3 thoughts on “Mosquitoes! – Not What You Think They Are

  1. OMG this, yes. This.
    I knew it all along!

    Posted by Madam_W | March 2, 2015, 4:21 pm
  2. Reblogged this on Jo King.

    Posted by eliseo22 | March 6, 2015, 1:43 pm

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