Is there a search engine that finds Blogs?
Wouldn’t that be a barrel of fun?
Like Google, except Blog-based, Bloogle? Yes.
Bloogle. Cool. Playing that soft, mellow Double Bass.
In the Jazz club downtown, where we all need to visit,
sits an Orca with a beer and a briefcase full of fish-shit!
He tells us about his qualifications and greatness at business,
he wants to help us on our journey towards Bloogle.
A Beluga enters the scene, his blowhole immense,
he tells the Orca to ‘fuck off’.
The Orca does so, and so Beluga is now the man,
to help Bloogle become the fad.
‘We’d like to invent a search engine for Blogs’
The Beluga snorts, his blowhole unleashes,
seven sharks and two stingrays are blown back by whale snot!
‘I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse’, says the Belugafather.
‘You give me da money, and your Bloogle’ll be up in no time’
Beluga promises, but can he be trusted.
We wanted to barter, but no courage was mustered.
Beluga offers us a ride in his Megalodon sportster.
He takes us down behind the nasty coral alleys,
He gets us on our knees, above, Auqarora Borealis,
We are to be taken out in a fishy mob hit,
Beluga takes our Bloogle idea, and plants a rusty hook straight through our gills!