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Craft Beers

They’re all the rage!

Beer that tastes of bubblegum, grape!

A beer that makes you think of watermelon, lime or marshmallow,

you drink those, you’re a disgrace! In your hands, you head should wallow!

If you’re gonna drink, just feckin’ do it, fella!

Don’t waste your time with a beer infused with lemon!

Take a heavy, thick Guinness that tastes of cream, chocolate and slightly of coffee,

Pour it in a glass, and neck it, down it, bottom it, no notes of apple or toffee!

Now, I dislike Hipsters as much as the next normal person.

But this craft beer phase has me in a state of mental unrest.

You aren’t cool because you drink fruity beer, you damn quee……..sorry, homophobic.

Just drink vodka and lemonade, tried and tested, it’ll get you LOADED!

Bye. šŸ˜‰



2 thoughts on “Craft Beers

  1. LOL! I cannot think of anything more uncool than drinking fruity beer.

    Posted by insanitybytes22 | February 4, 2015, 3:23 pm

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