They’re all the rage!
Beer that tastes of bubblegum, grape!
A beer that makes you think of watermelon, lime or marshmallow,
you drink those, you’re a disgrace! In your hands, you head should wallow!
If you’re gonna drink, just feckin’ do it, fella!
Don’t waste your time with a beer infused with lemon!
Take a heavy, thick Guinness that tastes of cream, chocolate and slightly of coffee,
Pour it in a glass, and neck it, down it, bottom it, no notes of apple or toffee!
Now, I dislike Hipsters as much as the next normal person.
But this craft beer phase has me in a state of mental unrest.
You aren’t cool because you drink fruity beer, you damn quee……..sorry, homophobic.
Just drink vodka and lemonade, tried and tested, it’ll get you LOADED!