Oh Microsofticles, your Word progammabibble is delightful, blissful and easy to use. My subscription on you has expired, now apparently I have to buy you again, brand new. What is this about, Word? Have I done something wrong, something you don’t like, have I acted in a way that would make you put a ziggy zaggy red line under me?
Mr. Gates? Bill? Bill…mate? Wassup with Word, man?