you're reading...

Greetings Earthlings (TV review)

Hello, Earth-dweller,

I have been keeping an eye on you and your planet for some thirty thousand years now (your years, not mine).

One thing I have learned……you like fighting, don’t you!?

The year was 1939, this is when the worst one started. A certain Mr. Hitler began some nonsense, and you all banded together to fight him, well, except the French, Italians and a few other “Axis” peoples, I can’t remeber the finer details, I never really got into it.

But anyway, I watched this conflict from beginning to end. It was horrible. I shall not be giving your planet a favourable review at all!

I will voice my disgust on the intergalactic website http://www.planetTVreview.uni.

Your planet does not produce good quality entertainment at all. If one of my Godlike friends asks me if I’ve watched anything good recently, I will say, “yeah, Klittbor 297-AF has some good shit on it. Just don’t go watch anything on that Earth, they suck, there’s never anything good on it!”

Sincerely yours,

Mr. Bored-Godlike-Trolling Creature.



No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

CM 97/98

Losing the hours all over again

Red Shambhala

Only what they do not need first to understand, they consider understandable. - Adorno

Patrice Ayme's Thoughts

Morality Needs Intelligence As Will Needs Mind. Intelligence Is Humanism.

Lebana's Journal

I Dare You to Figure Me Out

Rashi Shrivastava


Stories For All

Amature Writer. Short Stories.

roads bel travelled

Exploring open roads without breaking the bank


#joke #lol #haha #funny #hilarious


When life happens



%d bloggers like this: