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Twiddling My Thumbs (Clubbing for Dumb Dumbs!)

No alcohol in sight,

Just sittin’ ‘ere,

Saturday night,

still smells of beer.

I’m bored of this place,

the sticky walls,

the vomit-covered fascia!,

the greasy guys with da “big balls!”

I’d so much rather be elsewhere,

anywhere, somewhere, I don’t care!

A Burger King! A back-alley, a dump!

All of these places would suffice enough!

These people you encounter on a night out on the town,

are silly, hormones with legs, with sticky tight jeans and fabrics on the legs!

They believe themselves to be COOOOOOOL guys and gals,

But that facade falls away, when THEY fall away, down a drain!

The sight is funny, they’re drunk, they feel no pain!

I had plans to stay at an acquaintance’s house,

we’d play some cards, make some jokes, play some games,

but no, we had to go clubbing, ugh! Fuckin’ lame!

I feel so out of place, so unwanted, like a pubic louse!

When I get home, I’m so gonna write an acidic poem,

oh wait, I’ve already done that…..*anger lowering*

So thats all, and that is that!

Clubbing in town is total utter crap!

Bye bye.



3 thoughts on “Twiddling My Thumbs (Clubbing for Dumb Dumbs!)

  1. Reblogged this on Marilyn Munrow and commented:
    Tee hee hee love this. We all been there, and done this is think in the past. Must be getting old now.

    Posted by marilynmunrow | January 10, 2015, 2:13 pm
  2. What would make your experience more enjoyable? What would be your ideal club? 🙂

    Posted by jessicavictoriasalter | January 11, 2015, 11:13 pm
    • A club where there’s no music.
      A club with satisfactory lighting.
      A club with affordable drinks.
      A club where every chair has an ejector seat, so you can get the hell outta there if you’re stuck talking to someone boring!
      Lots of things that could make all clubs better.
      Clubs should employ me! haha 🙂

      Posted by sarcasticgoat | January 12, 2015, 6:23 am

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