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HANDY HOME MAINTENANCE TIPS

No.1 – Instead of employing a canary to signal you of impending death from carbon monoxide fumes, consider buying a talking parrot who can actually warn you in English…...”Arrk, Aaark! There be some some nasty ass fumes in here, hombre! You gotta get outta here, bro!”

Also, I’ve a Spanish gangster parrot for sale. $8.00

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4 thoughts on “HANDY HOME MAINTENANCE TIPS

  1. I see. Do you ship overseas?

    Posted by humorworks | January 1, 2015, 5:00 pm
  2. A Spanish gangster bird who seems to have spent some time with Spanish gangster pirates…curiosity peaked. Where do I place my order for this intriguing bird?

    Posted by lgillum | January 1, 2015, 7:45 pm

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