Organic chemicals, swimming round,
the pond water swells, heated from the ground.
Here is where it began,
Life! From tadpole to Man!
Who knows what kicked it off,
a spark of God? A lightning bolt?
We don’t know, but it’s here now,
and it aint going away, no why or how.
We are apes, with big brains in our heads,
we rule the world after fifty thousand years,
we control the others with fear and dread.
Zoos are a “fun” thing, oh the Aardvark’s tears!
Bacteria, viruses, sickness, disease,
all these things are alive like we.
They have lives of their own,
they have business to go about.
We have a 50/50 chance of surviving the next century,
I won’t care though, I’ll be well into denture years.
Climate change, we’ve fucked the Earth already,
We’re screwed, so let’s screw…..wow, so, like, heavy!