Listen up, you underacheiving putzes!
Here’s what your formation and player line up should be if you plan on fucking winning anything at all, you’ve got to stop playing this shitty 4-2-3-1 formation, it puts far too much pressure on the lone striker, and we don’t have a truly great striker to begin with! FUCK! Just do what I’ve written below, cunts!
Formation – – 4-4-2 (diamond)
GK- Hugo Lloris
RB-Eric Dier CB-Jan Vertonghen CB-Vlad Chiriches LB-Danny Rose
RM-Erik Lamela LM-Nacer Chadli
ST-Harry Kane ST-Roberto Soldado (give him time)