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Put That Bottle Away……

Always being the sober guy at parties, me.

Cons: It’s hard to have fun, so you tend to act wacky just for the sake of it. Either that, or you just stand in the corner, with perfect balance, looking quite miserable.

Pros: Compared to all the drunk people, you, sober guy, can notice and take in so much more stimuli in and around your environment. I swear, tonight, sober among a wobbling sea of drunk people, I discovered a new species of possum!

Put that bottle away, and just try going to your next party or social gathering without consuming any alcohol at all. It may sound crazy, but I’m almost certain that you will have a WAY better time than if you’d gone there and gotten absolutely shitfaced! Trust me, give it a try! šŸ˜‰

Bye.

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