I know a man, a reckless man with qualms not a one,
He throws litter out his car window,
he drives like a maniac down the road,
but he’s a clever, funny guy, not a brutish dum dum.
His life is a mystery to me,
he has a full-time job that keeps him busy,
money, for him, is not an issue,
he’ll blow his nose with a sock for a tissue.
His reckless abandon is something I cannot comprehend,
I’m a reserved, quiet man, some would say, a “dead-end”.
If only I could break loose, cut free, act crazy,
If I could run naked through a tricky hedge maze!
One day I might have an exciting life,
but for now, I’ll sit here, without.
My New Year’s Resolution is to do something fun and insane,
maybe I’ll punch a Nun in the face!