I can’t think of anything interesting to write. I’ve nothing going on up here, doesn’t make sense for Christ’s sake! I’m relatively young, I’m fit and healthy, what gives!?!
Any ideas would be helpful. Anything. Any kind of Old Wives Tale like dunking my head in a bucket of brown rice to get all the moisture out of my brain. That sort of thing. Or eating the sole of an expensive Italian shoe to get some centuries-old culture and sophistication into my soul to inspire me. Anything!