Always wanting that special someone,
Cremating their regrets and mine.
Royalty on par with Royalty,
Over time, we shall look back.
Seconds roll by as I wait for you,
These tiny bits of time turn into years.
I will always be waiting for you
Crying the saltiest, mournful tears.
Pity about this outpouring of emotion,
Only GeoffGod knows what I’m on about.
E knows me better than any of the Gods.
Master GeoffGod is using me as a vessel for his eternal wisdom,
Some day now I shall be thought of as a Saviour,
Saving the humans from cruelty and labour.
Usually, at this point I start to levitate,
Couldn’t believe our eyes – the onlookers used to say,
Koalas, Kookaburras, I be spawning Aussie animals all fucking day!