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Chelsea Unbeatable?

Eden Hazard cutting in from the left hand side,

John Terry screaming orders like an Army General,

Belgian keeper stopping shots, with his hands, left AND right,

Opposing strikers tied up with defense, like dogs in an electric-blue kennel.

Can this team, this truly strong team, go the whole season unbeaten?

I certainly hope not, because that would be boring,

and the Premier League is anything but boring,

it’s ever so exciting, no time for yawning.

Jose Mourinho is a bit of a prick,

his smug face belies the fact that,

the fact that he’s a scared little boy,

He acts very tough, but is naturally coy.

They’re strong in every sense of the word,

defense, midfield, and of course, the attacking third,

They wear blue shirts, but not blue expressions,

they sense inevitable victory every week, at least that’s my impression.

Their one weakness, if I may be so bold as to point out,

is their arrogance, their lack of experienced tactical nouse.

They will become unstuck towards the end of the season,

if they don’t, they’ll have defied that grand figure, Lady Reason.

They will almost certainly win the League,

they’ll win it with ease,

in the cold English weather, lack of degrees,

all I like doing to Chelsea is tease, tease tease!



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