Shut up, steak snobs!
I like my steak to be cooked in the style that is known as “well done”.
I don’t want it “bleu” or “rare” or “medium rare”.
I want it to be thoroughly cooked, damn it!
I don’t want my steak to have red juice leaking out of it, that’s fucking gross!
I want it to be all the same colour on the inside, no redness, fuck that!
When I come round your house for dinner, and you flat-out refuse to cook my steak the way I like it, because you’ve watched a few Gordon Ramsey shows and think you know how to cook really well. You say things like, “I wont cook your steak “well done”, because that is a waste of good steak”!
That is fucking madness, people! It’s not a waste of good steak if it’s cooked the way I like it, because I if it is cooked the way I like it, I will actually enjoy it!
If you simply refuse to serve me the steak I like, and rather you serve me a red-on-the-inside steak, I wont eat it, NOW THAT’S A WASTE OF GOOD STEAK!
So, in conclusion………steak snobs can go throw themselves out of a very high window. Then, on the ground below, your splattered body I will cook “well done” just to piss off your dead spirit! Booyah!