Kim Jong Un simply MUST tell us what the hell he’s always looking at!
“Ooh, is that my bus finally coming? Oh no, it’s just a horde of escaped prisoners running along in a cardboard bus creation!”
“Who’s that guy in the South pretending to be me riding an invisible horse?”
“Shhh, no one tell the Dear Leader there’s no lenses in those binoculars. We had to sell the lenses for a half a bag of potatoes!”
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