I have just been made aware of something astonishing! This is completely breaking news. No one has seen this before. This is totally new, like, right this second new!
A bunch of charming, renegade hackers have managed to get hold of some amazing nude photos. Don’t ask me how they did this, but they did!
Here we have some pictures of Adolf and Eva on holiday in the south of Switzerland in 1938! I know people will say….”Ugh, this is such an invasion of privacy, this is wrong!”
Mr and Mrs. Hitler knew what they were doing, and they knew they might face this kind of situation.
*I have been forced to remove these photos by some overly sensitive people, sorry*