Here in good-old Australialand, we’re currently in the season of winter (the cold one). And the temperature today was 25 degrees Celsius, in WINTER! (please adjust to Fahrenheit if you live in a backwards country that uses that silly, old system)
In a few months time, summer will be upon us down here. I can feel it in my bones, that this summer will be the worst, hottest, shitty Australian heat-soaked summer we’ve ever seen!
It makes me laugh heartily to hear my British friends and family complain about a hot day in England (about 31 degrees Celsius) as if their lives are coming to an end! Hahaha……the British. You crumpet-eating dudes and dudettes think 31 Celsius is hot!? Well, the hottest day I’ve ever had to endure in Australia…….was…….49 degrees Celsius (about 120 Fahrenheit!)
That, was hot. So hot in fact, I got into my car in the morning with a completely frozen bottle of water. Within 3 minutes, the ice in the bottle had all melted, and I naturally drank it. Then it boiled in my stomach, and I nearly died….just kidding.
Summer is coming, happy days.