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Phone Sex No No’s

Girl: Ooh, hey baby, I’m not wearing anything….

Boy: Aren’t you cold, put that jacket on, the one I spent tree weeks pay on!

 

Girl: I’m touching myself right now!

Boy: Keeps your hands by your sides at all times! There’s a bloody Ebola outbreak, silly!

 

Girl: I’m going to rub the phone over my pussy…..

Boy: It’ll smell like fish for weeks, best not do that.

 

Girl: I’ve put my phone on vibrate, now text me message after message so I can get off….

Boy: No. Last time you put it on vibrate you lost it for 2 days.

 

Girl: Are you jerking yourself off listening to my smoky voice?

Boy: No, sorry, because I caught a tremendously itchy penis type of condition off of a street hooker!

 

That’s all. 

 

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