The Ebola virus, in case you don’t know of it, is the scariest, most disgustingly awful disease that human beings can possibly contract. It basically turns your insides into liquefied goop within a few days, and you bleed to death, you bleed out of every hole in your body! AAARRRGGGHH, Ebola sucks!
Today, I learned that the most deadly outbreak of Ebola has uh, “broken out, i guess”, in Nigeria, Guinea and Liberia, and I read the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read in my life on a very reputable news website…….“The Ebola virus is very likely, within one plane trip from worldwide pandemic.”
Holy Jesus! I suppose I should tell you that I’m an awful hypochondriac, and I already think I have the Ebola virus right now. I know I don’t have it, but I certainly won’t be going outside anytime soon!
……………but, only one news programme on TV so far as I’ve seen has even mentioned this. Channel 7 news it was. They always say they’re the best at Ch. 7, and now I’m starting to come round to that claim. This should be worldwide news, front page of every paper, headline of every scummy little news site and pilots with access to skywriting equipment should be writing out this news all over the skies.
This is pretty serious shit, folks, and I’m scared……………….hold me.