you're reading...

A Poem That Does Not Rhyme (also, hipster rant)

None of the things in this will sound like any other thing in it,

it’s hard at first, to read a poem that does not rhyme,

if it’s too much of a shock to your system,

you’ll have to just adjust and deal with the fact,

the fact that rhyming is SOOO last year, I’m a hipster now.

A Hipster poet, with a measly 100 or so followers, I love you all, wait, no I don’t, love is SOOO last year also!

Writing a poem that rhymes is for little baby kids,

not one of the big poets in history ever did rhyming, except for quite a few of them.

I know what you’re thinking……this poem is fucking SHIT!

I agree somewhat. It’s different and unique, I’m a Hipster now, as I said just seconds before this sentence.

Rhyming poems are like reading a silly song or something,

they flow and flow and please the tongue,

much unlike a hooker’s love!

OH SHIT! I just rhymed! I can’t do that…….ever again!

I simply must stop that stupid rhyming shit,

rhyming poems are SOOO old, like old internet, 64 bit!

FUCK! I did it again, stop stop stop this madness,

I’m a Hipster now, I go around boring old people in my local hospice,


It’s not acceptable, this bullshit must STOP!

I’m a Hipster poet now, I only buy clothes from the 2 dollar shop!


No more, I’ve got it under control now,

Oh no! The skin tight jeans I like are all sold out!

…………………………fucking hell, I’m rhyming again.

I am a hipster now, and proud of it, no more rhyming, that’s the deal,

I will not rhyme, I will not rhyme, I will not rhyme, I like clubbing seals!







No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Wordpress articles blogsphere

Current and relevant articles on almost every topics

The Art of Blogging

For bloggers who aspire to inspire

Smart Watch

Умные часы с поддержкой сим-карты

Organifi Green Juice Review

Information and Resources

Arbie Krae

don't pet the fanganhoardens


Natalia's space

Burning The Fedora

Essays written for radical left shit posters by one shit poster in particular

Inmate Blogger

A Collection of Blogs Written By Men & Women In Prison

%d bloggers like this: