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Oh God, I’ve Nailed It!

The reason why extremely morbidly obese people don’t want to lose weight, in general, is because of the loose skin that would fucking hang from their bodies, if they did lose weight in an amazing way, would scare everybody in the immediate vicinity! 

Loose skin of a recently skinny fat person is one of the weirdest things the human being can ever experience. “You’re not supposed to have all that skin hanging down like that” said the caveman to the other health obsessed caveman.

Goodnight.

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