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Fancy Dress Parties. Yuck!

I’ve just now gotten home from a fancy dress party. The theme was “dress to impress”. No idea what that meant, it’s so damn vague. I put on a nice shirt and some nice pants and shoes. At least I was impressed, and my mother would’ve been REALLY impressed if she saw me looking so “smart”.

I thought about going to the party dressed as a Nazi soldier with swastika and all. I reasoned that because the party would no doubt be inhabited by a lot of younger people, there would almost certainly be a few pathetic racist skinhead Nazi wannabees who would’ve loved my attention to detail – proper 1944 German Army gear too. 

I decided against this, not only because I loathe Nazism and racism, but also because that would have required far too much effort on my part.

Where do party-throwers get off telling their guests to expend any sort of energy on their clothes? We’re coming to your house, we’re bringing our own food and alcohol, and you want us to dress up all fancy?………….Mmmmm…..nah.

Good party though. Lots of girls wearing some very “impressive” things. I’m a pervert!




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