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Possibly Made Up Quotes About The Game “DayZ”

“This game right here, will turn you into an evil axe-wielding maniac hellbent on the killing of the other survivors around you”

Fmr President Bill Clinton.

 

“I played this game once, and that was enough. Far too violent for me, and scary”

Quentin Tarantino and Stephen King (they played it at the same time in the same room)

 

“This game scared the almighty fuckin’ shit outta me, oh Lordy have mercy it’s so scary”

Prince Phillip (the Queen’s bitch)

 

“I don’t play a lot of video games, but this one was really……uh, I haven’t played this one either”

Alcoholic Video Game Reviewer

 

“DayZ? That zombie game? The real scary one? With all the violence and violent themes? Where you kill lots of people? FFUUCCKK TTHHAATT!”

Chief of US Army, Johnnie Droneski

 

Bye bye.

 

 

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