I cannot stress this enough, but I’ve really truly been sold up the duff!
No one wants to abide by my laws, it’s my world, I made it, with my own ravenous claws!
I’m a politician, I’ve reached the heights I imagined I would,
If you’d all just listen to me, yeah, that’d be good!
I’m not a terrible human being, just ambitious, bold and appealing.
People SHOULD like me, my laws and my land,
but they haven’t yet evolved to my point of view, and that point-of-view is grand!
If these people “under” me don’t come around soon,
I may end up launching these nukes, and then things’ll go BOOM!
If my laws don’t get voted in, I may end up drinking,
I’m smart, I’m a politician full of “thinkin'”.
Maybe this career path was a terrible mistake,
I’m gonna go drinking with my old friend, Mr. Jake!
I’m drunk as a skunk, and I’m loosening up,
Glug, glug, glug, the vodka goes DOWN!
I’ve had too much, I’m gonna throw up!
I did do that thing, hugging the toilet bowl!
Hungover on a Monday morning, I’ve made a grave error,
I’ve accidentally launched the nukes, the nightmare, the terror!
The world will never be the same again, not for a hundred thousand years!
Oh well, that’s it then. Let’s stockpile the canned fish and the beers!