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A Poem From A Recently Retired Politician……

I cannot stress this enough, but I’ve really truly been sold up the duff!

No one wants to abide by my laws, it’s my world, I made it, with my own ravenous claws!

I’m a politician, I’ve reached the heights I imagined I would,

If you’d all just listen to me, yeah, that’d be good!


I’m not a terrible human being, just ambitious, bold and appealing.

People SHOULD like me, my laws and my land,

but they haven’t yet evolved to my point of view, and that point-of-view is grand!

If these people “under” me don’t come around soon,

I may end up launching these nukes, and then things’ll go BOOM!


If my laws don’t get voted in, I may end up drinking,

I’m smart, I’m a politician full of “thinkin'”.

Maybe this career path was a terrible mistake,

I’m gonna go drinking with my old friend, Mr. Jake!


I’m drunk as a skunk, and I’m loosening up,

Glug, glug, glug, the vodka goes DOWN!

I’ve had too much, I’m gonna throw up!

I did do that thing, hugging the toilet bowl!


Hungover on a Monday morning, I’ve made a grave error,

I’ve accidentally launched the nukes, the nightmare, the terror!

The world will never be the same again, not for a hundred thousand years!

Oh well, that’s it then. Let’s stockpile the canned fish and the beers!









3 thoughts on “A Poem From A Recently Retired Politician……

  1. Hungover Monday morning…accidentally launched the nukes. That was a laugh.

    Posted by charlypriest | April 14, 2014, 11:07 am

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