As I type this, my head is pounding. Pounding with pure pain that I’ve never quite experienced with this ferocity. It feels like my throat is being stabbed by millions of tiny knives. Also, my limbs are aching beyond despair.
What do I have? A head-cold, a sinus infection, swine flu, or is it just psychosomatic? I don’t know. If YOU do, please send me your qualifications regarding your medical expertise, and we’ll take it from there!