you're reading...

Writer’s Block – My New Invention


Writer’s Block – a heavy block of edible matter to smash your head against when you can’t think of anything to write, patent pending

 I cannot think of a single interesting or funny thing to write about. So, I’ve taken to hitting my head with all manner of objects. Water bottles, mobile phones, pencils, fists, computer monitor, taped up repaired computer monitor etc.

Then suddenly, a thought popped into my heavily bleeding head! A Writer’s Block! A block, as of yet undecided, that struggling writers can use to nudge the ideas out from the crevices of your primate brain. We have quite large brains, and thoughts can hide themselves very easily within the folds of your grey matter – I’m not a neuroscientist, by the way.

This Block would ideally be edible as well. Large sugar content would also be ideal, as it would help get your energy levels up. It should also be scented pleasantly, something like a lemony, new car smelling Block seems to me to be perfect.

Don’t you dare think about donating money towards this really stupid concept. I’m probably not thinking quite right. I’ve just smashed my face into various things in order to be able to write this. I suffer for my “art”, and you should all be thank………..*collapses onto keyboard


No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

View Count

  • 19,527 hits


September 2013
« Aug   Oct »
Inmate Blogger

A Collection of Blogs Written By Men & Women In Prison

The Conventional Playmaker

Discussing views and opinions on the beautiful game

What When Here

Just terrific Amazon Discounts.

Baffy Basics

Sometimes writing poems let's me forget about the huge sums of debt I'm accumulating while at college

Why I Game

Wandering worlds, wondering words...

Crow On The Wire

Poetry and pictures with a sharp crow sensibility by Mark Tulin

Taming The Monkey

Freeing ourselves from the smoking habit

%d bloggers like this: